The Conquistador
where you have s-x with a man or woman, give them small pox, then kill off their entire family after you’ve weakened them with your pestilent diseases.
“i gave jenny the conquistador, now i won’t have to worry about her finding out that i gave her mom the conquistador right after i gave it to her later that night.”
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