The Coon and Friends


the c–n is a super hero eric cartman from south park,
the friends include mysterion (kenny mccormick), toolshed (stan marsh), iron maiden (timmy), tupperware (token black), mosquito (clyde), mintberry crunch (bradley), and human kite (kyle broflovski)
they are trying to save the world from bp oil who keeps drilling holes in the wrong spot.
women: somebody help helpp!

police: mam the c–n and friends are on the way.
women: thank good!
the c–n: it is i the c–n,… nd friends.

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