the couch


when a guy puts his p-n-s back between his legs, and another guy sucks it while his nose is between the b-tt cheeks.
rodney gives jake the couch better than his dog hands down.
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the couch is the thing, me and ribbs and dan(my brothers mate) sat on while waiting for the train to come at dunmore station.the train took 3 hours to come so me, dan and ribbs went for a walk and found this couch in this room with nothing else in there so we all sat on it and didnt tell the other 3 c-nts that were with us cause it was too comfortable.
dan:f-ck this couch is so comfortable man.
ribbs:i rekon, should i tell the others.
tommo:na f-ck that sh-t its to good man lets just sit here and enjoy it.
ribbs and dan:hmmmmm yeahhhhhh

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