The Cougar


the cougar is a part spirit, part machine and is not to be mistaken with the prowler in halo 3. the cougar is normally a solitary being, but if prevoked, it will unleash its fury. it will stalk it’ s prey and then attack without mercy….. the cougar can easily slide over any terrain and attack any unsespecting victim. few have seen the cougar and lived to tell the tale.
spartan:”ahh, the cougar !!!” bam….(dead on floor)

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the cougar is a part spirit, part machine and is not to be mistaken with the prowler in halo 3. the cougar is normally a solitary being, but if prevoked, it will unleash its fury. it will stalk it’ s prey and then attack without mercy….. the cougar can easily slide over any terrain and attack any unsespecting victim. few have seen the cougar and lived to tell the tale.
spartan:”ahh, the cougar!!!” bam….(dead on floor)
that broke brown, broke -ss car that can only be secribed as “the cougar”.
“my mom can drive.”

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