The Crappies
a very rare std consisting of the following diseases; the crabs, the clap, and herpies, which when combined create an unstoppable std that can be transmitted without s-xual or physical contact.
does this look like the “cr-ppies” to you?
i think that girl gave me the cr-ppies.
if your pee itches when you burn you probably have the cr-ppies.
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