the cursed cumstain
after getting it good you pull out before you finish. then ritually kiss her forehead and chant made up sh-t before busting one on her face. then with your finger you rearrange the c-m to look like an anigram or something cultic. then you slap her in the face because she is evil. you then scream like a girl and call her cursed.
bonus points: if iron maiden’s “number of the beast” is in the background playing
guy 1:”bro, she had it, she had the cursed c-mstain.”
guy 2: ” bro, you gave it to her.
guy 1: it still counts…it was evil
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