The Curt
someone who will do anything to fit in. whether it’s ditching his friends, or being a complete tool to impress a girl. he complains when things aren’t his way. curts are usually short and scrawny, but make comments all the time about how they work out all the time, and how many push ups they can do, when in reality, they aren’t in shape at all. also, curts usually ditch their actual good friends, if there are more people at a certain place. he’ll go hang out with them instead of you, even if you’re a good friend to him. generally described by many as “an -n-s of the highest caliber.”
“that monstrously -ssholish guy was such a curt.”
if you find yourself constantly ditching your good friends, you’re the curt
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