a myth from the old ages of 9gag and the dank-iverse, this divine being has enough dankness to turn every living organism into either pepe, a banana, doge, da boi, sausage girl, or my mom.
moses smoked weed with the dank god (oh shiieeetttt waddup)
- numb luck
when you hurt yourself in such a terrible way that you’d be lucky if you went numb. ryan closed the door, unaware that a yeti had just broke all of his fingernails back, as well as snapped both of his legs into right angles to the sides. the yeti then bashed ryan’s skull in the […]
- connor moon
the act of wishing you are j-panese and wanting to f-ck anime characters very very very very hard. also not showering and wanting to become the best osu player in the world. man i hate adam he is such a connor moon
- chaggala bash
(in word) unripe (slang) stupid person, a person who talks without thinking, dull rahim: hey mahmoud, give me that paper please mahmoud: do you mean this pen? rahim: are you chaggala bash? i mean paper not pen!
a boy with the unparalleled gift of hustle, unstoppable charm, clinical swagger and a devilish poetic mouth. this boy is able to get with some of finest girls and is a killer when it comes to sweet talking. he is usually cl-ssified as a slayer. did you see lloyd today? he literally stole the girls […]
(noun) the accent produced when buying a bottle of jack a day for more than a week from the same liqour store. geez, the offislur nearly got me in trouble with the law.