the dark ages
use this term to refer to a relationship that you would rather not acknowledge.
“didn’t you date jacob ross?”
“cmon kaitlyn we don’t talk about the dark ages…”
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- wunder boner
a tool that you shove into the back of a fish where the tail should be (after cutting off the tail) and slide up to make the bones come out of the mouth wunder b-n-r, my wife would like that
- dookie legs
(noun) when your legs fall asleep from sitting on the toilet for too long taking an epic dump. after sitting on the toilet for 45 minutes, i found that i had developed dookie legs and had to hobble around like an old man until the feeling came back.
- skurtburt
means “always late” in ancient greek you’re a godd-mn skurtburt
- spank me red
the color your girlfriend’s -ss turns after spanking her during s-x hannah’s -ss turned into a deep state of spank me red after s-x last night
- komi
hawaiian slang: (v.) secretly in love she’s komi with him.