The Dirt


when a h-m-s-xual male engages in oral relations with a straight male who’s primary fetish is trans-xuals.
a term used when everyone in a community knows that the act occured, and the target of the word thinks completely the opposite,
essentially clueless.

“hey how’s the dirt working for ya?”
“i stopped by dirt mcgurt’s house today,”
“and thats the dirty dirt.”
an action taken in order to directly annoy someone or to undertake in an immoral deed against another person/s.
1) i can’t believe you p-ssed on my shoes… that’s the dirt.

2) eddie decided to do the dirt and cheated in order to beat andy in afl 2007.

3) f-ck. someone must have accidentally taken a dump on my chest while i was sleeping… dirt!!!
awesome to the point of uncontrollable convultions of ecstasy – usually encountered while on ecstasy for that matter.
dude… did you see that ’92 show? that was the dirt!
bad weed
man this sh-t sucks its the dirts.
the autobiography of motley crue. filled with tales of excess and insanity set in the 80’s that remain unparalled to this day.
after reading the dirt, terrence moved to la, changed his name to stacii and developed a heroin addiciton.
d’angelo’s sub shop.
“hey man, lets go get something from the dirt.” or “hey man, lets get some dirt.”

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