The dirty Mitch


when you spin around with your pants off until you throw up then you vomit onto your erect p-n-s and hand and use it as a lubricant and jack yourself off
guy 1: hey what did you do by your self last night
guy 2: i played call of duty, watched p-rn for four hours and pulled the dirty mitch
guy 1: sick

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