The Dirty Turban
when you are f-cking a chick from behind either -n-lly or v-g-n-lly, you proceed to donkey punch her; while she is stunned you take a sh-t on her head while saying “your turban is dirty!”
frank: you know that chick i took home last night?
eddie: oh yeah, she was pretty hot, you bang her?
frank: godd-mn right, gave her the dirty turban too!
eddie: oh thats f-cking sick!
i advise only the dirty people try this…but its when you have -n-l s-x with a condom on.. and then make the girl put it on and wear it as a hat. using the j-zz as an adhesive.
edvin like to do the dirty turban.
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