the disabled vietnam vet
when a guy cuts his arm off at the elbow while high on bath salts and uses it to m-st-rb-t- giving the feeling that he is receiving a handjob from someone else. he clenches his disembodied fist with his off-hand for extra grip. for added pleasure, he can cut his big toe off and shove it up his r-ct-m.
john – hey man, what happened to your arm?
steve – i tried the disabled vietnam vet. it was pretty nice.
john – toe too?
steve – h-ll yea.
john – suh bro.
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