The Disco Ball
after a fine lady has just given you a wonderful bj, she spits a little of your load onto your sack, then dusts it with glitter. then you dim the lights, throw on a little bee gees, and perform the no pants dance like it was 1975.
“dude, brenda gave me the disco ball last night, and she couldn’t stop herself from dancing to my sparkly sack.”
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