The Dutch Divingboard
whilst receiving a bl-w j-b, on the verge of -j-c-l-t–n pull back on your woman’s head with one hand and press down on your johnson with the other. after lining up her chin with the projected path of recoil.. release. the spring-loaded w-ng will then rocket upward pounding the chin of the unsuspecting female resulting in a explosive -rg-sm, drenching her neck and chest with c-m in a splash-like manner; not unlike a divingboard.
ex 1
phil: “i can’t get heather to shut up. how do you deal with amanda?”
steve: “in desperate times i just give her the dutch divingboard. that’ll shut her up.”
ex 2
heather: “why are you talking so funny?”
amanda: “that jack-ss, steve, gave me a dutch divingboard earlier and i bit the sh-t out of my tongue.”
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