The Dynamics of Blow Job Physics
have you even been getting head and the girl blowing you has looked up and asked “are you almost there yet?” all the while your thinking “you just started 5 minutes ago?” only to look at the clock and see an hour has p-ssed?
this is not simply a matter of “time fly’s by when you’re having a good time”. there is a relatively simple mathematical explanation for this that also answers why some 20 year old girls look like they are in their 40s.
1. firstly understand that like matter, time cannot be created or destroyed.
we can start by giving a bl-w j-b a scalar quant-ty to help mathematically differentiate a good bl-w j-b and bad bl-w j-b.
2. the scalars are as follows; 0.1 – 1.9
0.1 being the absolute best possible bl-w j-b
3. the bj/time equation: bj-t= tam
bj= bl-w j-b scalar (as discussed above)
t= real time p-ssed
tam= time aged, male
example: your receive a decently good bl-w j-b at an estimated scalar quant-ty of 0.7 for sixty minutes
0.7-60= 42
meaning that in sixty minutes of receiving head you have only aged 42 minutes, however as aforementioned time cannot be created or destroyed so the 18 minutes you lost in that hour are carried over to the girl blowing you.
so in sixty minutes of her blowing you she’s aged 78 minutes.
this explains why some women in their 20’s look like they’re in their 40’s ; they’ve given tonnes of amazing bl-w j-bs over the past 20 years of her life, thus aging them significantly.
dude 1: dude you look wicked youthful
dude 2: yeah jessica must have blown me back 2 years in this week alone
dude 1: aw yeah, jessica loves giving sucking d-ck and it really shows. she amazing at it.
dude 2: yeah, its a ashame she looks like shes 84 though.
dude 1: well i guess those are just the dynamics of bl-w j-b physics
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