The Edward Jonny
the edward jonny is a s-xual act in which a friend that does not particularly enjoy the company of the other friend, goes to that friends house and receives oral s-x from his mother. such variations include hooking up with said friends sister, and touching her b-tt.
“yo dude i totally ran the edward jonny train on rich yesterday. his mom drank my gizz like a champ.”
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