the exorcist

when engaged in doggy style cl-ssic s-x, the active party unexpectedly sticks 3 fingers in the p-ssive party’s -sshole, causing her/him to rotate her/his head 180° as in the exorcist movie.
me: i did the exorcist to your mom yesterday
known to be the scariest movie of all time, the exorcist, based on real-life events follows a 12-year-old girl as she becomes possesed by satan himself. the exorcist was nominated for 10 academy awards (including best picture and best director) but only took home best sound and best adapdted screenplay. linda blair (who played regan, the girl) was never again offered a role in any other movies. she did such a phenominal job, people believed she was really possesed.
scare your parents by telling them your bed is shaking.
a book/movie that was so scary, that you will supposedly throw away the book, and turn on all the lights and tvs in your house after reading or watching the story.
i ran up my electric bill after reading the exorcist.
a novel written by william peter blatty.

plot:

chris macneil, a very famous young actress, has noticed several behavior changes in her 12 year old daughter, regan. it started when regan complained her bed was shaking, but then the problems gradually got more serious, such as regan vomiting green slime on a local jesuit priest, and her turning her head completely around.
as problems grew worse, chris exhausted option after option, until an exorcism was all that was left to do.
she called the local jesuit father karras to perform an exorcism, but the bishop said that it should be done by someone with more experience than karras. father merrin was later contacted, then arrived in georgetown to perform the exorcism.
when he and karras walked into regan’s bedroom to begin, regan yelled several funny phrases at him such as these

‘your mother sucks c-cks in h-ll’
‘stick your c-ck up her -ss you motherf-cking worthless c-cksucker!!!’

‘b-st-rd! sc-m!!!’

later on in the exorcism, father merrin dies of heart failure, and karras finishes the exorcism by letting pazuzu come into him, then throws himself out of regan’s window, falling down a flight of steps.

the film ends with regan and chris moving out of the house in which she was posessed.
little kid: mommy, my bed was shaking
mom: f-ck you panzy b-tch face!!!!!!! reading the exorcist
in leicester, a city in the uk, there is a commonly used phrase which is ‘the exorcist’. this is used when someone drinks and eats too much, which makes them throw up. the person that throws up is now called the exorcist. he/she is called the exorcist because they throw up, which looks like a fountain of yack, and it sprays everywhere, which makes others run for their lives.
amal is the exorcist!
the exorcism of amal
the act of vomitting in a girls v-g-n- while eating her out from consuming to much alcohol.
” i was so hammered last night. i was going down on this chick and half way through i gave her the exorcist.
the act of pouring syrup of ipecac on your d-ck then having your b-tch suck it until she spontaneuously begins vomiting uncontrollably. then, begin p-ssing on her face while shouting “i cast you out! unclean spirit!” over and over again.
you: “i don’t know what’s gotten into morgan lately, she’s all b-tchy, she’s acting like a woman possessed…”

friend: “dude, give her the exorcist. that will teach her a lesson! then sit back, and watch her clean up her act!”
the exorcist is when the female is on top of the male facing towards his feet. as the female begins to climax, the male takes his p-n-s out of her v-g-n- and inserts it in her -n-s while holding her down by grasping her wrists. the female will try to turn her head in both directions in surprise and anger and hence the look will resemble the exorcist.
my girlfriend dumped me after i did “the exorcist” on her, she thought it wasn’t funny because it gave her a stiff neck not to mention a bleeding -n-s.