The FAB Scale
a very accurate measurement scale used to measure the hotness/attractiveness of a man or woman. it’s an acronym: f stands for face, a stands for aura (personality, how they carry themselves, etc), b stands for body (figure, b–bs, rump, etc.), and they each are given a number out of 10, ending either with a number out of thirty or something like this: 7f-5a-9b.
boy #1: ok, what about jennifer aniston?
boy #2: on the fab scale, 8f-9a-7b. if you’re referring to the “friends” era, 9-b.
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