the facepages
the all-inclusive directory for the modren age
it has gone on to replace oldschool methods like the phone book and the yellow pages and other nonsense like that.
ex.1
-hey garry, you know jenny right? do you know where i can find her?
-nah, just look her up in the facepages
ex.2
– but judge, how did the rapist find her home address?
– well, she was listed in the facepages
ex.3
the cops broke into the man’s house and arrested him after looking through the facepages
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