The Facilitator
the facilitator born jermaine johnson also known as brick johnson is a street-ball legend who was born in compton, cali. brick moved to vancouver, canada as a youngster and terrorized the basketball scene. brick went to suncrest elementary, hustling kids in games of 1 on 1, but his nickname the facilitator was born outside burnaby south secondary in a game of 1 on 1 with his friend, where he repeatedly said “your lucky i don’t have a teammate i’m the motherf-cking facilitator, after he played that game which was a devastating 21-9 loss he went inside the school and partnered up with jamaal “the sandman” johnson, they won a three game series where the facilitator hit 6-9 from the arc, but it all went down after school when the facilitator started shutting things down he’s shut down “schools and stores and toasters and clothes driers and restaurants and busses and all that kinda sh-t”. all in a days work for “the facilitator”!
a dirty dime goes by, yo i learnt that from the facilitator
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