The FasGas Curse
the most demonicly cursed person alive to date. sh-t happens on his shifts that would make hiroshima say “daaaaamn”. he once killed a man just for pumping deisel too fast and getting some on his uniform, sadly he did not mean to kill this man.
employee – “who am i working with today?”
district manager – “the curse”
employee – “i quit”
-or-
“d-mn the fasgas curse, he spilled coffee on my nuts”
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