the fast and the penisless


a derogatory term referring to anyone who owns a tuner/street racer to over-compensate for a lack of something else, as in a small p-n-s. pun on the unfortunately blockbuster hit film series the fast and the furious.
mike: dude, do you see those street racers out there? nice.

steve: yeah, but it’s the fast and the p-n-sless. those guys got nothing else to be proud about.

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