The Fig Newton
dancing the fig newton or doing the fig newton refers to the “dance” one does when going through drug withdrawal, namely heroin, or oher opiates. the “dance” is usually done in a bed, with the covers tightly pulled over ones head, and usually includes leg kicking movements, rolling around in bed, and the constant sitting up and lying down again that comes with the uncomfortability of heroin withdrawal. the fig newton is traditionally danced in a pool of one’s own sweat, and is usually accompanied by the traditional soundtrack of constant moaning, and occasional soft cries and/or whimpers.
i know i haven’t seen you guys in a while, but i’ve been trying to quit this sh-t, and i spent the last 4 days doing the fig newton in my f-cking room.
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