The Fighting Card


a challenge to fight. usually used in an argument as a last resort, when one is left without any further intelligent retorts.
an example of someone pulling the fighting card a little too soon:

a: i don’t like your t-shirt.
b: i don’t like your face.
a: what the h-ll?
b: dumb-ss.
a: you wanna fight!?

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