The Final Countdown


a song made by 80’s rock band europe. found on the alb-m “the final countdown”.
the final countdown is the best song ever!
the one-song soundtrack to any epic dump.
dude i’ve got to drop a deuce! can you get the final countdown on for me?
a movie from 1980 about the uss nimitz going through a time warp to december 6th, 1941. once they accept their situation, they try to stop the j-panese from bombing pearl harbor. they are pulled back into the time warp before they can stop the attack, returning 2 days after they left.

starring kirk douglas, martin sheen, katherine ross and charles durning.

filmed during the nimitz’ sep 79-may 80 cruise. squadrons aboard included vf-41 and vf-84 (f-14a tomcats), va-35 (a-6e intruder), va-82 and va-86 (a-7e corsair ii), vfp-63 (rf-8g crusader), vaq-134 (ea-6b prowler), vs-24 (s-3a viking), vaw-112 (e-2b hawkeye), and hs-9 (sh-3h sea king). all squadrons get time on film. (from imdb)
the final countdown is a good movie if you like sci-fi/drama.

an f-14 pilot is reporting the ident-ty of a pair of enemy planes to captain yelland over the radio]
captain yelland: alert 1 this is eagle 1, what’ve you got?
pilot: two j-panese zeroes, sir.
captain yelland: two what?
pilot: two trophy cl-ss mitsubishi a6ms in original condition, complete with all markings. i mean, they look brand new sir!
captain yelland: have you been spotted?
pilot: negative, we’re right in the sun at their 6 o’clock high.
captain yelland: stay in visual contact, take no action without clearance.
pilot: wilco eagle 1, out.
(from imdb)
the act of making love to a woman.
referring to the “countdown” until you -j-c-l-t- or just -j-c-l-t–n.
dude, i would so totally give that girl the final countdown.
a trashy 80’s metal song about sp-ce travel by a swedish metal band called europe. one can be entertained by listening to this song for hours.
haha the final countdown is playing. what a cr-ppy song.

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