The Final Shaft


when a series of unfortunate events has befallen someone, and they have reached the pit of the abyss that is their life… and someone does something to remind them of what a failure they are…
after the tyrannosaurus rex has stormed and laid waste to jur-ssic parks main compound:

dr grant – “mr hammond, after careful consideration, i’ve decided not to endorse your park” – the final shaft

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