The Firefighter


when you wake up late and you have to no time to shower and all you have time to do is get dressed and get out the door.
“dude i totally woke up 6 minutes before i had to be to work and i had to do the firefighter”
when you light a chick’s bush on fire and put it out with your c-m.
man, i gave my girlfriend the fire fighter last night. today she cant walk.
lighting a match and putting it in an -sshole so the burning end is out and shoot your load to put it out
i gave that chick a fireman

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