the freshmaker!
the freshmaker! is someone who makes everything fresh, exciting, and fun.
i’ve just been reading entries added to the urban dictionary by the freshmaker! and i’m already feeling revitalized.
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- GDAN
grilled dead animal night what are you going to bring to the gdan tonight?
- obselfed
to be obsessed with one’s self. oh, sarah is so full of herself, she’s obselfed.
- fur closet
a fur closet is a particularly hairy v-g-n-. adam was unable to seal the deal with lisa, because he couldn’t force his w-ng through the thick underbrush of her fur closet.
- purple necklace
when you have big dark hickies all across your neck “omg did he give you a purple necklace!?”
- manscape mandate
the manscape mandate is a natural law that states that no man should have the good fortune of getting laid if he has shaved his p-b-s in the last 24 hours. d-mn, i forgot about the manscape mandate, i might as well not even go out now.