the fuck-factor
the f-ck-factor is the unexpected,although sometimes inevitable hitch,x factor or just the bad-luck part of for example,a plan.
the wifes’on nights,the kids are staying at grannies’.you ring your mistress, in ten minutes shes’there. great dope, wonderful champagne unforgetable dirty, dirty,s-x and my god “its half six already”….. bottles,d-ld-es, roaches, sperm stains….. nothing must be forgotten!!!
mistress out the door. windows opened,dog-breath… done,tuna-fish w-lly…..ready for inspection….. this is going to work!!!!
(20 minutes later)
“hi honey how’d work go?”
“oh fine, but i gotta take a shower!”
“sure babes’, i’ll put the coffee on”………(exit wife)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!! you b-st-rd, you f-cking two timing low life son of a b-tch!!!!sh-t, babes what did i do????
which brings me back to the f-ck-factor.
if your mistress uses a tampax and she drops one in your sh-tter ….. don’t forget to pull the chain guys.
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