The Fuck I Am
a statement made when someone insults you usually by some form of name calling. the statement basically negates what the other person is saying. another way of saying no i am not. other forms of this may include the f-ck it is, the f-ck you are, the f-ck it ain’t, the f-ck he/she is/isn’t.
friend: “you’re a f-cking douchebag, you know that?”
you: “the f-ck i am.”
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