The Garden


the garden of eden; a safehouse; a place where no one can die or be harmed.
person 1: man, i need a safehouse.

person 2: no such thing, unless you live in the garden.
gahr-dn noun
1. a plot of ground, usually near a house, where flowers, shrubs, vegetables, fruits, or herbs are cultivated.
2. a move when during s-xual intercourse with three people one partner sticks a hand in the girls v-g-n- and another partner in her -ss, and a high five is initiated in between.
x: dude that was so hardcore last night.
y: yeah we gardened that girl so hard she’s in the hospital and had to get stiches.
x: sh-tttt! i don’t even think the garden is legal in texas.
a short way of sayin jersey gardens
which is a movie theater in new jersey.
often said over mysp-ce status/mood
&_ or aim status.
yo son, the gardens was b-mpin last night.

son, i was chillin at the gardens last night.

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