the gay-o-meter


if you say someone has a 10 on the gayometer, then they are the most gay.

10 – simmonsgay
9- fashiondesignergay
8- queerbait
7- eltongay
6- timbergay
5- -ss bandit
4- tomcruisegay
3- peder–ss
2- closet case
1- bis-xual
0- straight
rob is gay.
hmm… would you say he’s simmonsgay or timbergay?

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