The Glass Road Trucker


the act of defecating on your victim’s back deck within wiping distance of a sliding gl-ss door. next spread cheeks and press against gl-ss. using a downward motion, leave your ‘skid mark’.

bonus points for the ding-dong-ditch immediately after.
f-ck that -sshole! the gl-ss road truckers haul -ss tonight!

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