The Gnome
a comical nickname for marijuana.
lets go smoke the gnome.
a land dwelling creature native to towson university. characterized by wearing oversized sports coats, spiked hair and “bling” to compensate for his unusually disfigured p-n-s.
the gnome’s p-n-s typically ranges anywhere 3-5 mm (when erect) and boats a single 4 inch long pubic hair stemming directly from the tip of the p-n-s, used to attract potential mates. not to be confused with his alter ago
“doc smokey”
beware of the gnome’s unstable demeanor that may or may not elicit the following reactions:
1. carrying around a full bottle of liqour pretending to get drunk.
2. vicsious ankle biting
3. lying about hooking up with girls
4. “creeping” out girls
5. soliciting s-x from underage boys
6. driving his parents honda crx when drunk
7. perpetual virginity
john: what do you get when you mix sean wolf, a midget, and a honda crx?
seth: a small statured jewish virgin with a “sweet” ride
john: nope… you get the gnome
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