The Golden Corral
this is where you have five or more men doing a mexican hat dance around a girl that has, in all likelihood, p-ssed out. however, if she hasn’t p-ssed out, utilize her open oral cavity for this maneuver. the girl is, of course, naked. the five (or more) men will be peeing on said female, and simultaneously shooting p-ss in her eye on the ole! of the mexican hat dance song.
remember that when the female is conscious, you must take turns on the ole! you cannot pee in her eye simultaneously. while performing, all men must wear sombreros and have grown out exceptionally greeezy facial hair. also, this can only be performed in a golden corral eating establishment’s bathroom.
“why does t-ts mcgee over there smell like p-ss?”
“oh, you didn’t hear? she p-ssed out at the golden corral restaurant with brendon, jake, ryan, sam, and doug.”
“oh sh-t, she got the golden corral, didn’t she?”
“you know it!”
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