The Golden Thumbs


proper noun. urban dictionary’s twin rulers. together, they gamble on the fates of new colloquialisms, turns of phrase, slang, and the egos of frat boys.
hey brah, i just invented the illest vernacular!

hubris! only the golden thumbs can decide the value of your ghetto slang! you must take it before them post-haste!

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