the gonzo


whilst a man places both of his t-st-cl-s in the eye sockets of a recipient, he then places his semi- erect p-n-s along the bridge of the recipients nose; the p-n-s should be “floppy” as to create the curve of gonzo’s nose effectively.
“hahaha. you look like gonzo!! the gonzo looks great on you honey, now lick my -ss”
3 more definitions
when a man places his t-st-cl-s in a womans eye sockets and then lays his p-n-s out over her nose, similar to the muppet character gonzos facial features

dude, that chick got the gonzo, pwned!!

to perform a ‘gonzo’, simply place your b-lls over your partner’s eyes and let your p-n-s fall over her nose. she now resembles gonzo from the muppets.
dude, i totally gave that b-tch the gonzo last night.
you place your b-lls in the eye sockets of a person and lay your d-ck over their nose so they resemble gonzo from jim henson’s muppets.
i gave charles the gonzo last night and he still has my taint smear on his forehead.

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