The Gorilla Walk
when a man gets a b-n-r in public, he is forced to execute the gorilla walk. he crosses his legs and he leans forward to conceal his bulging problem. he will find the nearest exit or restroom to “release his stress” or wait for his problem to soften up.
johnny: i was watching some guy twerk and i had to do the gorilla walk so no one would notice that i got hard
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