The Great White Marcus
the freshman marcus who sits by himself and carries his binder with him, so in case anyone questions what he’s doing, he can flip through it as if to get something out of it (yet all he is doing is wasting time/stalling); has been known to sit with the great big green kid and the other guy; there are some noticeable differences between the real marcus and the great white marcus, however: the great white marcus looks really british, wears a watch, likes to sit with one leg crossed (the masculine way, however), and walks with his arms swaying sideways instead of forward and back (this is a sight to behold)
ah! look, it’s the great white marcus! behold!
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