The Ham is on the Table!
1. a metaphorical statement implying a complete loss of tolerance for a given situation.
2. a statement confirming the beginning or end of any course of action regarding a given situation. (i.e. “it’s on now” or “the sh-t has h-t the fan”
i’m tired of that fool talkin all that sh-t about me…the ham is on the table!
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