The Hamlet
the s-xual act of when a man -j-c-l-t-s into a vial or flask, then proceeds to pour it into someone’s ear (preferably their partner) while they are sleeping.
the hamlet
lafawnduh: this morning i woke up and there appeared to be a sticky liquid of some sort in my ear.
darnell: oh yeah i gave you a hamlet last night.
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