the hawk
what black people call the wind — especially in chicago.
d-mn son, did you feel the hawk coming off the lake last night?
a cl-ssy establishment located near the university of kansas campus. normal happenings at the hawk include oral or regular s-x in the bathroom/boom boom room, white girls grinding on the stripper pole and the occasional appearance of a ku star athlete.
“last time i was at the hawk, sherron collins was getting head from that ugly white b-tch who was using the stripper pole as a d-ld-”
the hawk is reffered to as the principle or one in a high position in a high school. the hawk often catches students playing halo or watching harry potter in the lounge room, or promptly has a birds-eye-view over the whole cafeteria in an attempt to catch students throwing water bottles into garbage cans dangerously. the hawk never stops in his/her pursuit for justice, and are rare in many high schools. the hawk’s favorite prey is generally between 9nth and 11nth graders. the hawk often preffers combed-back gelled hair, and business attire. on occasion, the the hawk swoops from atop the ceiling, grabs the student, and feeds him/her to it’s baby hawks for nutrition.
student, “dude i bet i can drain this water bottle in the garbage can!”
other student “nah dude, don’t, your a f-cking dumb-ss”
student misses horribly and is the prey of the hawk, who immediately takes him/her to the principles office.
a big gun or weapon
we went to the truck and came back with the hawk
in northern saudi arabia (ap)-paratroopers call it “the hawk” a piercing chill that cuts to the bone with a talon-like grip. -newark star ledger, 1/31/91
i about froze my koch, -thanks to the hawk!
1: an affectionate nickname given to someone with very creepy mannerisms, such as masturbating in a public school bathroom. an individual who fits this description often suffers from utter delusion in terms of their own social abilities and friendships, and tends to have lots of dandruff.
-dude, the hawk commented on my photo “nice -ss”… and i dont even know the guy
-creepy
-yeah
a male who is under weight and is extremely tall, therefore his left chest bone sticks out in the form of a t-ttie
i went to hug the hawk and he poked the sh-t out of me.
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