the helicopter

when a man takes off his clothes and begins thrusting his hips in such a way that his member begins to “swing” in circles like that of helicopter blades.
“i thought it would really turn her on if i were to do the helicopter, but it only resulted in alot of laughing on her part.”
the helicopter is a s-xual position wherein the receiving party remains perfectly still while the giving party spins around in a complete circle, while remaining inserted.
“hey baby, i bought a lot of lube, and if your willing, we can do the helicopter”

“oh honey, you are a true romantic!”
the helicopter is a crazy -ss s-x position that should only be attempted with supervision of highly trained experts of the s-x art. unless you’re the expert.
the male is suspended in air my a rope that should be quite comfortable or you may be rope burned in unpleasant areas. the man is then spun to speeds of atleast 60 rpm (a single rotation per second)
the female is then supposed to be laid on a table, stool, etc. the male is than lowered and inserted into the females v-g-n-. the s-x position is finished when:
1) the male -rg-sms
2) the female -rg-sms
3) the male vomits

caution: if this act of pleasure has any error in the process you may be inaccurate and piledrive a hole right through her belly b-tton.
guy: omfg dudeeeee…. me and stacy did the helicopter last night…..

buddy: haha dude me and carmen did that yesterday… amazing….

guy: no dude…. we screwed up…. she’s in that hospital getting her belly b-tton st-tched up
when you are having s-x doggy style and you balance yourself without using your arms or legs and you spin around.
ben: “hey, samantha, would you like me to give you ‘the helicopter’ ride?”

samantha: “no, ben, because last time your d-ck ripped off.”
where the girl gets on her hands and knees, a man inserts his p-n-s into the womans -ss hole or v-g-n-, and starts spinning around.
i almost threw up doing the helicopter to that blond last night.
term used to describe a full-blown temper tantrum, characterized by throwing onesself onto the floor and violently flailing their limbs, kicking and screaming.
if mark doesn’t buy me the new mercedes slk for my birthday i’m going to have to show him the helicopter!
a s-xual s&m act. to preform the helicopter the slave must have multiple elastic bands and piece of card wrapped around his member, the bands are twisted so that when they are let go the card spins around much like the blades of a helicopter, causeing intense pain and peni lacerations
“you’ve been a very naughty boy davey, i think somebody needs a helicopter!”