The Holy List
the list of the most holy people of all, #1 g-d, #2 chuck norris, #3 jesus, #4 will smith, #5 tom hanks
man asks other man “why is chuck norris second on the holy list?”
other man answers “he is so holy he let g-d be first out of generousity.”
man replies “oh, that makes sense.”
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