The Hoodlands


what white rich teenagers of the woodlands who were born and raised in ‘the streets of grogan’s point’ call their city.

an infestation of ‘straight up gangster’ privileged teenagers in the woodlands.

the woodlands becomes the hoodlands when rich parents living in the woodlands buy their son a cadilac escalade so he may look ‘fly’ and like a ‘straight up g’

a w-ngstas name for his town when he wants to look ghetto like the black/mexican gangsters on tv
“yo man – lets meet up at market street. sh-tz goin down tonight”

white boy 1: sup ma nigg whats crackin?
white boy 2: yo man, my dad just bought me another ferrari
white boy 1: ohh for realz?? we gots to roll in dat thing tonight, and show it off in the hoodlands
what the exclusive north houston suburb the woodlands, will become in a few years due to all the white trash and black people that infest the mall and market stret. inspired by greenspoint becoming gunspoint and willowbrook becoming killabrook.
oh my g-d, i went to the mall yesterday it was totally the hoodlands.

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