The Hostage
a depraved s-x act that centers around -j-c-l-t-ng in a womans mouth while she is on her knees, then quickly duck taping around her head sealing her mouth shut before she can spit it out. the felony version involves a fake firearm, nondescript location and shaky cameraman.
that fool pulled the hostage last night, she’ll never call him back
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