The House Rule of Dick Sizes
when a man tells a woman how big his d-ck is and how a woman can tell how big it really is.
10-12″=7-9″ or 3-4″
7-9″=5-6″
5-6″= also equals 3-4″
“big”=inverted
if it’s a solid size subtract 2” immediately then refer to this chart
woman: how big is it?
man: it’s 7 inches
woman: -refers to the house rule of d-ck sizes- alright i guess it’ll do
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woman: how big is it?
man: i’m a solid seven
woman: -refers to the house rule of d-ck sizes–laughs- no thank you
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