The Inverse Bullshit Law
the law states that as quant-tative, legitimate material in an essay goes up, the language must equally and oppositely come down.
19:43 hailvictors17: so if i’m writing a 15 page paper about the merits of peanut b-tter and jelly
19:44 hailvictors17: i’m writing like billy f-ckin faulkner
19:44 hailvictors17: but if i’m writing about
19:44 hailvictors17: that
19:44 hailvictors17: the inverse bullsh-t law says that
19:44 hailvictors17: i will sound like a complete and total idiot, and my teacher will still give me an f, no matter how good my writing because of the level of complete bullsh-t
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