The Irishman
a movie set to release in 2012. directed by the greatest director of all time, martin scorsese, and starring the greatest actor of all time, robert de niro.
al pacino, joe pesci, and harvey keitel will also have supporting roles.
the movie is based on the book “i heard you paint houses,” the story of frank sheeran, who supposedly killed jimmy hoffa.
this movie has potential to become the greatest movie of all time, it is the most antic-p-ted movie of my lifetime.
man 1: what’s the greatest movie of all time?
man 2: right now? the g-dfather… in two years? the irishman
a huge c-cky -sshole who thinks hes the sh-t just because he has delicious abdominals. ncs girls fan over him, especially lame sober ones who resemble rats and have gross hair.
“last night the irishman was being such an -sshole”
“well he is henry…”
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